Osama bin Laden Jokes, Pictures
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Q:Why does Osama always carry a piece of shit in his
pocket?
A: It's his photo ID
Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a bucket of shit?
A: the bucket
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: Why don't bin laden's people eat shit sandwiches?
A: they can't stand bread
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: because the camels can't handle it
Kiss
this, Bin Laden!
(US Patriotic male nude)
| "More and more facts coming out about Osama bin Laden. You know, he never sleeps in the same place two nights in a row, just like Clinton." —Jay Leno | "I read in the paper today this bin Laden guy is the wealthiest guy in Afghanistan. That's when you know your government is no good, when the wealthiest guy in the country lives in a cave." —Jay Leno |
| "More information coming out about Osama bin Laden. He's the richest man in Afghanistan – he has a three-donkey garage." —Jay Leno |
In an LA Times editorial letter (9/19/2001), Shelley Bookspan
wrote:
"Forget threatening to bomb Afghanistan and the Taliban if they fail to turn over Bin
Laden to us. Instead, let's threaten to gather up all of their women and send them to
college. In fact, why don't we do that anyway?"
"We're just being silly this week trying to make people feel good. People are chipping in. All of Hollywood is helping out. Did you see this? God bless them, rap stars are now offering to donate their arsenals to the United States military." —Jay Leno |
To Osama and the Boys
From
An American Wife and Mother
| "You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and these people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration." —Jay Leno |  |
| A POEM FOR BIN LADEN Osama Bin Laden, your time is short; We'd rather you die, than come to court. Why are you hiding if it was in God's name? You're just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame. I have a question, about your theory and laws; "How come you never die for the cause?" Is it because you're a coward who counts on others? Well, here in America, we stand by our brothers. As is usual, you failed in your mission; If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin' Americans are now focused and stronger than ever; Your death has become our next endeavor. What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls; It's not in buildings or shopping malls. If all of our structures came crashing down; It would still be there, safe and sound. Because pride and courage can't be destroyed; Even if the towers leave a deep void. We'll band together and fill the holes We'll bury our dead and bless their souls. But then our energy will focus on you; And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue. So slither and hide like a snake in the grass; Because America's coming to kick your ass!!! |
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