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JESUS WAS...

 

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH

He went into his father's business

He lived at home until he was 33

He was sure his Mother was a virgin,
and his Mother was sure he was God

 

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH

He never got married

He was always telling stories

He loved green pastures

 

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN

His first name was Jesus

He was bilingual

He was always being harassed by the authorities

 

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN

He talked with his hands

He had wine with every meal

He worked in the building trades

 

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK

He called everybody "brother"

He liked Gospel

He couldn't get a fair trial

 

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN

He never cut his hair

He walked around barefoot

He started a new religion

 

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN

He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice,
when there was no food

He kept trying to get the message across to a
bunch of men who just didn't get it.

Even when he was dead, he had to get up because
there was more work for him to do.

 

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