The New George Bush jokes and pictures 1

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"We have struggle to not proceed but to preceed to the future of a nation's child."
--Journal Gazette 11/12/00

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Can he fill Daddy's shoes?

"Actually, I — this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about — when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me." —George W. Bush, in May 2000

Pat Buchanan, Newt Gingrich, & George W. Bush are in a boat in the middle of the ocean. The boat is sinking. Who gets saved? The American People!

Bush's original idea for a campaign slogan - "Reform 'N Stuff."

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"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."--CNN online chat, Aug. 30, 2000

How many George Bushs does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to change the lightbulb, one to promise he'll do it better than anyone else, and one to obscure the issues.

A Bush foreign policy idea designed to win over minority voters - Appoint a black man as ambassador to the Bermuda Triangle.

"If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders."

"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."—Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000

Why is George Bush so hard-headed?
His skull protects the weakest part of his body.

"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected."—Los Angeles, Sept. 27, 2000

What were George W. Bush's three hardest years? A: Second grade.

"It's your money. You paid for it."—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

The American myth is that every boy can grow up to be President.
The reality now is that the boy doesn't have to grow up?!

"The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war!"
--The first Presidential debate

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"We need to stop the exquisite sex and wholesome violence that underscore our children"
--NPR Public Radio

"My [tax cut] plan is realistic because it avoids meaningless 15-year projections."
--George W. Bush goes to extraordinary lengths to defend his tax cut plan. (Quote is from a Bush speech in Iowa, 12/1/99)

"I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home."—Boston, Oct. 3, 2000 (Thanks to M. Bateman.)

"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."
--Nashua, N.H., as quoted by Gail Collins, New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000

I like BUSH! And George W. is okay too.

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20^th, 20^th, the 21^st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20^thcentury. This is the first chapter of the 21^st century. "—On the Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000

Why is Dolly Parton jealous of Washington D.C.?
It has two of the biggest boobs in the world -
Bush & Dick

"The administration I'll bring is a group of men and women who are focused on what's best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house."-Des Moines Register debate, Iowa, Jan. 15, 2000

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