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bush43.jpg (12854 bytes) "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" —George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000

 

"How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?"—Explaining the need for educational accountability in Beaufort, S.C., Feb. 16, 2000

 

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"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during   "Perseverance Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
 

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"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis."--Meet the Press, April 15, 2000 Bush44.gif (3340 bytes) "This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."
 

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bush47.jpg (5366 bytes) "We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."—Scranton, Pa., Sept. 6, 2000
 

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"We believe in opportunity for all Americans: Rich and poor, black and white...."
--From a speech at Bob Jones Univ., in South Carolina, 2/2/00

 

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." bush48.gif (14743 bytes)
 

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"I did denounce it. I de-I denounced it. I denounced interracial dating. I denounced anti-Catholic bigacy... bigotry."
--Referring to his Bob Jones University visit and the subsequent criticism, Virginia, February 25, 2000
 

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"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —George W. Bush, in Oct.. 2000 Bush52.gif (19345 bytes) "Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is—I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president."
 

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Why will they bury George Bush face down?
So he can see where he is going.

 

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Bush51.gif (7405 bytes) "When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world and you knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them and it was clear who them was. Today we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there."
 

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How can you tell if George W. Bush is lying? His lips are moving.

 

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"Bush talked about shooting doves for dinner last night, although he was not sure if he could scare any up from the parched fields of his ranch. 'They don't seem to be flocking in right now,' he said, 'But it is dove season in Texas. I'm a hunter and if I decide to shoot some dove, I'll shoot 'em and eat' em.'" (AP article, 9/3/00) bush49.gif (2477 bytes)
 

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Bush63.gif (15066 bytes) "I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs."—Orlando, Fla., Sept. 12, 2000
 

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"We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers."—Houston, Texas, Sept. 6, 2000  
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bush71.jpg (13830 bytes) "We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.''—Ibid.
 

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"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--In answer to the charge that, as Texas governor, he did not make up a state budget, Reuters
 

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''This campaign not only hears the voices of the entrepreneurs and the farmers and the entrepreneurs, we hear the voices of those struggling to get ahead."—Ibid.

 

"I understand small business growth. I was one."

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Hear about the George Bush special at KFC?
A bucket full of right wings.

 

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Mr. Bush and his wife were driving in Connecticut and they reached a town named Seymour. They could not figure out how to pronounce it.
  
 
Since they were hungry, they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, Mr. Bush said to the waitress: "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."

  The waitress looked at him and said: "MaaaacDonaaaaald"

 

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