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"Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicines as we
used to know it."
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"I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right.
Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it."
--South Carolina, February 14,2000 |
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| A researcher called G. W. Bush house in Austin. G. W
was sleeping in late and was awaken by the call. He was half-asleep when he answered the
phone. Researcher: Excuse me, sir. I'm conducting a survey
GW Bush: Questions? No political questions.
Reseacher: Political, sir?
GW Bush: Do you know who you are calling?
Researcher: We call numbers at random, sir. May I ask --
GW Bush: What is this about?
Researcher: We are asking people do they think COKE beats PEPSI.
GW BUSH: I've never tried pepsi. Is that a new thing? |
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| "This is what I'm good at. I like meeting
people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them."—Outside Pittsburgh,
Sept. 8, 2000 |
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'He thinks Roe v. Wade are options for crossing the Potomac.' |
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| "I think it's important for those of us in a position of
responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out
of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike. ... I believe we ought
to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like
Miss Wolf in society. ... And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't
worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999 |
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| "There is madmen in the world, and there are terror."
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"Well, I think if you say
you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."--Ibid. |
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| What's the difference George Bush and a chimpanzee? One has nearly the mental
abilities of a human child and the other likes to eat bananas. |
"Put the 'off' button on." (AP) |
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What is a Bush supporter?
What the president wears under his swimming trunks.
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"I have a different vision of
leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."—Bartlett,
Tenn., Aug. 18, 2000 (Thanks to Tarja Black.) |
"Higher education is not my priority." |
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| "We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the
obligations, their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science
of reading. In order to make sure there's not this kind of federal-federal
cufflink."-At Fritsche Middle School, Milwaukee, March 30, 2000 |
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| "It's important for us to explain to our
nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children
living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."—Arlington Heights,
Ill., Oct. 24, 2000 |
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| "Reading is the basics for all learning."-Announcing
his "Reading First" initiative in Reston, Va., March 28, 2000 |
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| I already have President Bush Stationary left over from daddy, think how much money it
will save! |
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"It was just inebriating what Midland was all about
then."-From a 1994 interview, as quoted in First Son, by Bill Minutaglio |
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| "I don't want nations feeling like that they
can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we
can make the world more peaceful, and at the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear
capacities to the level commiserate with keeping the peace."—Des Moines, Iowa,
Oct. 23, 2000 |
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| "Please, don't kill me." |
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George W. Bush was driving from Texas to New
York and stopped in a bar on a quiet street and began drinking. After he was well past the
legal limit, he stood up and shouted, "All Democrats are pigs!"
Immediately, the barroom crowd set upon him and threw him
out of the bar.
After a few days, Mr. Bush stopped in the same
bar on his way back to Texas and began drinking again. He stood up, but remembering what
had happened last time, he shouted, "All Republicans are pigs," whereupon the
crowd descended upon him and threw him out again.
Lying on ground, he asked a passer by "Who
the hell do these people vote for around here?"
"You don't understand," the man
replied. "They are all pig farmers." |
