| "The best way to relieve families from time
is to let them keep some of their own money."—Westminster, Calif., Sept. 13,
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"They have miscalculated me
as a leader."—Ibid. |
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"Well, that's going to be up to the pundits
and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for
example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say
anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in
Texas."—MSNBC, Sept. 20, 2000 (Thanks to Gregory H. Monberg.) |
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How many George Bushes does it take to change
a lightbulb?
2 , 1 to change it and 1 to lethally inject the old lightbulb |
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| "I've got a record, a record that is conservative and a
record that is compassionated." —George W. Bush, in March 2000 |
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What happens when you cross James Dean with
George Bush?
You get a rebel without a clue. |
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"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things --
anti-immigrant, for example." |
"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have
made." |
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| "I've got a record, a record that is conservative and a
record that is compassionated." --NYT Debate Transcript |
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| "We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this
nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.'' —George W. Bush, in Aug. 2000 "I
do need somebody to tell me where Kosovo is.
I know how to ask."
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"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" —George W. Bush,
in Jan. 2000
"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy
will grow." —George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000 |
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"The fundamental question is: 'Will I be
a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the
president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more
effective." |
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"Keep good relations
with the Grecians."
--Quoted in the Economist, June 12, 1999 |
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Georgy Porgy pudding and pie,
Took cocaine which made him high,
When the sheriff came his way,
Georgy's pa sent him away.
Georgy Porgy wasn't daft,
Wanted to avoid the draft,
He found being a coward not too hard,
Daddy's friends got him into the guard.
Georgy Porgy businessman
With daddy's money his career began,
When the seed money all dried up,
Georgy's business went belly up.
Georgy Porgy governor guy
Brought the crime rate up so high,
And that was not his only solution,
Texas is number one on pollution.
Georgy Porgy's a true Texan,
Though he may fail again and again,
As long as his father has wealthy friends,
He'll do to us, what he did to them. |
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Six, one to turn the bulb and five to create a related tax loophole for the rich . |
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Mr.
Bush called a travel agent and asked about the documents he needed in order to visit
India. “You need a passport and you need visa,” said the agent.
"Passport I have,” said Bush, “But will they accept my American
Express?” |
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"A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic
illness." —George W. Bush, in Sept. 2000 |
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| "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your
family."—Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 |
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| "If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and
polls and principles, come and join this campaign." --Hilton Head, S.C. (Slate) |
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| "The woman who knew that I had dyslexia — I never interviewed her."
—George W. Bush, in Sept. 2000, denying a magazine article's claim that he suffers
from dyslexia |
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"They misunderestimated
me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, |
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| "People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll
give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your
speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with
the New York Times, March 15, 2000 |
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"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —George W.
Bush, in Sept. 2000 |
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