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"The best way to relieve families from time is to let them keep some of their own money."—Westminster, Calif., Sept. 13, 2000  
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"They have miscalculated me as a leader."—Ibid.
 

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Bush58.gif (29356 bytes) "Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas."—MSNBC, Sept. 20, 2000 (Thanks to Gregory H. Monberg.)
 

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How many George Bushes does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 , 1 to change it and 1 to lethally inject the old lightbulb

 

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"I've got a record, a record that is conservative and a record that is compassionated." —George W. Bush, in March 2000 Bush64.gif (17368 bytes)
 

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What happens when you cross James Dean with George Bush?
You get a rebel without a clue.

 

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Bush56.gif (75293 bytes) "Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things -- anti-immigrant, for example." "I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."
 

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"I've got a record, a record that is conservative and a record that is compassionated." --NYT Debate Transcript
 

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"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.'' —George W. Bush, in Aug. 2000

"I do need somebody to tell me where Kosovo is.
I know how to ask."

Bush60.gif (19699 bytes) "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" —George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000

 

"If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow." —George W. Bush, in Jan. 2000

 

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"The fundamental question is: 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."

 

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"Keep good relations with the Grecians."
--Quoted in the Economist, June 12, 1999

 

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Bush61.gif (14681 bytes) Georgy Porgy pudding and pie,
Took cocaine which made him high,
When the sheriff came his way,
  Georgy's pa sent him away.

Georgy Porgy wasn't daft,
  Wanted to avoid the draft,
He found being a coward not too hard,
  Daddy's friends got him into the guard.

Georgy Porgy businessman
  With daddy's money his career began,
When the seed money all dried up,
  Georgy's business went belly up.

Georgy Porgy governor guy
  Brought the crime rate up so high,
And that was not his only solution,
  Texas is number one on pollution.

Georgy Porgy's a true Texan,
  Though he may fail again and again,
As long as his father has wealthy friends,
  He'll do to us, what he did to them.
 

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How many Bush supporters does it take to change a light bulb? Six, one to turn the bulb and five to create a related tax loophole for the rich .  bush73.jpg (16604 bytes) Mr. Bush called a travel agent and asked about the documents he needed in order to visit India. “You need a passport and you need visa,” said the agent.
"Passport I have,” said Bush, “But will they accept my American Express?”
 

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Bush6.gif (12922 bytes) "A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness." —George W. Bush, in Sept. 2000
 

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"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."—Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000 Bush66.gif (11775 bytes)
 

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"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." --Hilton Head, S.C. (Slate)
 

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"The woman who knew that I had dyslexia — I never interviewed her." —George W. Bush, in Sept. 2000, denying a magazine article's claim that he suffers from dyslexia Bush59.gif (12483 bytes) "They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6,
 

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"People make suggestions on what to say all the time. I'll give you an example; I don't read what's handed to me. People say, 'Here, here's your speech, or here's an idea for a speech.' They're changed. Trust me."-Interview with the New York Times, March 15, 2000
 

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Bush65.gif (12087 bytes) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —George W. Bush, in Sept. 2000

 

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